The US Environmental Protection Agency’s subdued pronouncement of its updated “climate change” policy position — that, the now admitted lack of scientific evidence supporting an impending manmade climate change Apocalypse means the entire world should ramp up aggressive measures to combat the  non-existent threat — has left even the most pious of Warmists brethren scratching their heads. (The first use of their heads in years.)

The rest of us, though, aren’t surprised at all by the EPA’s Kafka-escque, bizarro climate change policy statement. From its banker-funded inception under the guise of the Green Revolution in the 1970s, till its current abject failure as a pseudo-scientific claim today, we understand that the manmade climate change fiction has bounced from one esoteric, anti-science claim to another, in a constant effort to evade serious scientific investigation.

e.g. Global warming makes the world cooler; ice shelves are growing because the globe is warming; the oceans ate my warming; the assertion that the comprehensive and damning inaccuracy of ALL the predictive computer models from which the global warming scam was concocted would be correct if only we weren’t such deniers, and so on.

Warmists, a self-selected font of ovine group-think, have been so effectively gulled by this slippery, glittering circus of smoke and mirrors that they are now calling for the death sentence for anyone who dares even question their dogma. Such severe punishment, they say, is warranted because it is vital to protect the integrity of science from people asking science-based questions. This is an odd argument coming from people who long ago abandoned science at the door of their Church of Warmism.

Taking into account the roaring success of the climate change scam to recruit useful Warmist idiots, you might wonder why the EPA is now abandoning the manmade climate change deception as fast as it can. Why not maintain the steady-as-she-goes bearing and pilot and leverage the climate lie all the way to the orbit of global governance, which is its stated purpose?

The answer to this riddle is that the manmade climate change fiction has nothing to do with the climate or even science. It is a purely political claim, propelled with the rocket fuel of the gullibility of Warmists and steered by the odious world governance model of those who created it. Manmade climate charge is an extremist, terroristic position and, like NASA’s rockets, extreme political ideologies need to either shed the dead weight of demagogic lies that blasted them airborne, or risk being dragged back to Earth.

This shedding is a precarious procedure, fraught with the potential for ideological weight redistribution and “wobble”, resulting in spectacular failure. The EPA’s bizarro cake-and-eat-it position is an attempt to minimize that ideological weight distribution and wobble.

If the EPA simply holds its hands up and says “We’ve been lying about the existence of manmade climate change for years”, then the ideological wobble becomes uncorrectable, causing the survival instincts of even the most clueless Warmists’ to kick in; suddenly, the Warmists will decide that they were never taken in by the manmade climate change lie, and how dare anyone claim they were! The globalizers don’t need millions of dejected PC Yuppies wandering aimlessly around the global governance plantation, mumbling “Where’d my warming go?!” just as they’re on the cusp of achieving global governance.

This is not an unexpected problem for the globalizers. For more than four decades, the manmade climate change lie has been the primary power source for the ascent of the corporatist, global governance “rocket”. But the globalizers never considered it an endless source of power. They’ve been aware that their manmade climate change scam has constantly had to fight the nagging drag of the gravity of real science and real scientists.

The manmade climate change lie is now trying — and failing — to stay airborne burdened by a critical mass of real science and honest scientists. The easiest solution to this problem is to simply jettison the manmade climate change lie altogether — no manmade climate change lie means no need to defend the manmade climate change lie.

However, announcing to the world that the manmade climate change scam is just that, a scam, will only enrage some and discombobulate others.

So, instead, the EPA is revising history and pretending that the last four decades didn’t happen, climate change wise. The REAL problem, they say, isn’t CO2. The problem is that the world’s unfair economic system is causing all those geo-political problems that they previously attributed to manmade climate change.

Thus the globalizers, via the likes of the EPA, have neatly substituted the Apocalypse of manmade climate change with the apocalypse of global economic collapse, the solution for which just happens to be the same as the solution for manmade climate change: the creation of a new world economic order that places corporations firmly in charge of nation states and that obliterates the often democratic civic structures that were designed to protect us all from global corporate dominance.

Fortunately for the globalizers, Warmists don’t have the brains God gave geese. This means that they will, after a slight adjustment to their received identity, not even notice this sleight of hand. They will proceed as though achieving a new, corporatist economic world order, and not combatting so-called manmade climate change, were their cause all along.

The discarded manmade climate change lie will burn up in the atmosphere as it tumbles to Earth under the weight of real science, and the global governance rocket will accelerate to escape velocity, further boosted by the power of so-called international “trade agreements“, such as NAFTA, GAFTA, TTIP and TPP, which have little to do with trade and will also be jettisoned and replaced with the call for a new economic world order.

But that’s another story for another day …